“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”
“It looks like they picked Sarah goddamn Palin. We have to get moving.”
“I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.”
“Sarah Palin is living proof that you can't make a silk purse out of a horse's ass.”
“Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.”
“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”