“You don’t always get to chose who you fall in love with”

“Get this straight, you can use a Leopard in a mission, you can send him out to kill for you. Hell, you can even fuck one. The one thing you can never, ever do is trust one. Leopards by nature are cold, emotionless and psychotic. They were made with one purpose and that was to destroy others. So whatever you do, don’t turn your back on one and you sure as hell don’t fall in love with one of the batshit, crazy loons - Carson to Trevor about Shane”

“Trust just doesn’t come because you askfor it. It has to be earned. Even then it’s usually afalse word people toss around just to get whatthey want. Then in the end they always end updoing the same thing, stabbing you in the back. - Andrew to Vapor”

“Kip nervously cleared his throat and said, "I didn't get into detail about our relationship, although the whole world knows we're a couple because of the on-ice meltdown I had when you were injured.”

“You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?”

“OMG, I am so WTF over it, I’m LOL-ing”

“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”