“Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.”
“Make notes—I’ve lost more material than I’ve ever written. Contrary to popular opinion, it’s not still up there in one’s brain. It’s in outer space and it ain’t coming back.”
“And contrary to popular kindergarten doctrine, talk to as many strangers as possible.”
“Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world. ”
“Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.”
“Contrary to popular opinion, my dad was not a lazy man. He was not lazy at all, for instance, when it came to Going Places In His Truck. He was also very industrious about Preparing To Go Camping. And if something really interested him, he would work on it all day.”