“stupid shinny Volvo owner" - Bella - Twilight”

“B4 U,my life ws lyk a moonless night.Very dark, but der wer stars,points of light & reason.And den you shotacross my sky like a meteor.Suddenly everythng ws on fire;ter wsbrilliancy,der ws beauty.Wen u wer gone,wen d meteor hadfallen over d horizon,everythng went black.Nothing had changed,butmy eyes wer blinded by d light I cudn’t c d stars anymore & ter was no more reason, for anything.”

“Fairy tales were stupid. And dangerous.”

“Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.”

“I don't see how that is any of your business." Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.”

“Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.”

“He willingly offered her every part of himself for her pleasure. Sam took full advantage. Pushing up on his shoulders, he rolled over onto his back, swinging her on top of him. Sam laughed joyously and accepted the invitation. Using her fingers, her lips and her tongue, she traced, teased, and tormented Brandt until he could stand it no more.Without warning, Sam found herself flipped over, tucked under him, her legs hooked over his hips. Brandt waited until Sam gazed into his eyes. Then dropping his forehead to hers, he plunged deep.”