“Really, Joe? Really? You freaking think so?”
“Not that anyone really knows what one is. And yet, people still find each other. It’s a freaking miracle, when you think about it.”
“the 21st Century is really a terrible time to be a control freak.”
“I've learned to get really good at this - say one thing when I'm thinking about something else, act like I'm listening when I'm not, pretend to be calm and happy when I'm really freaking out. It's one of the skills you perfect as you get older”
“I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.”
“I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get in, I'll also freak out.”