“Did you wake me up... to talk about candy?”
“wake up who cares about little boys that talk too much”
“Well, if you’re talking about love, why did you bring up cocaine?”
“Didn't we talk about this?""HAIL!""That isn't an answer." I planted my hands on my hips. "Was there a reason for shoving the gummy bears off the counter? Did they tell you they were suicidal? On second thought," I raised a hand, palm out, "don't answer that. If the candy is talking, I don't want to know.”
“Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?”
“Did you wake up feeling particularly gay this morning?”