“Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”

“He snuffles. Oh, no.He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so not prepared for this.Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”

“They probably have me up on a poster by now. Warning: this girl is emotionally unstable. Do not allow near hot beverages.”

“It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.”

“The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.”

“If it would destroy [a 12-year-old boy] to be called a girl, what are we then teaching him about girls?”