“He’s coming over,” Lindsay says. “What do you want me to do? Kick him in the balls? I’ve been dying to kick him in the balls.”
“Baravetto was unconscious when we found him," Hi said. "What'd you do to the guy?""Kicked him in the balls, then brained him with a rolling pin. Twice.”
“Whatever you do, good or bad, sorry or not, you get punished, darling. Life kicks you in the balls.”
“Unless you intend to kill him immediately thereafter, never kick a man in the balls. Not even symbolically. Or perhaps especially not symbolically.”
“Reading kicks God's balls in the ass!”
“Bite me, damn it, or I'll kick you in the balls so hard, you'll scream into the next century!”