“I'm a little distracted by this English French American Boy Masterpiece.”

“Sorry,Chef Pierre. I'm a little distracted by this English French American Boy Masterpiece.”

“Canada could have enjoyed: English government, French culture, and American know-how. Instead it ended up with: English know-how, got French government, and American culture.”

“French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.”

“It's a common mistake for vacationing Americans to assume that everyone around them is French and therefore speaks no English whatsoever. [...] An experienced traveler could have told by looking at my shoes that I wasn't French. And even if I were French, it's not as if English is some mysterious tribal dialect spoken only by anthropologists and a small population of cannibals.”

“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.”