“So neither is "the woman". They're both gay men. Duh.”

“Beautiful gay men are God's gift to women. They're like a consolation prize for ...well, for everything else about being a woman.”

“...even if gay marriage were legalized there would still be gay men who didn't want to marry, gay men no other gay men would want to marry, and gay men who didn't want to leave the priesthood in order to marry.”

“The old-time-religion and today's cutting-edge-religion have one thing in common - they're both religion. I want neither.”

“It's like a gay man being married to a straight woman. No matter how much he loves her, it's a sacrifice every moment they're together. The sex is secondary to the sacrifice.”

“The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy.”