“I still contend that Shakespeare is a dirty old man.”
“Mean Mr. MustardSuch a dirty old manSuch a dirty old man”
“So Old Man Date Rape was number what?" she asks. "Four or five?""We're not counting him," I say. "This is the Twenty Boy Summer, not the Twenty Dirty Old Man Summer.”
“Man is never perfect, nor contended.”
“Shakespeare's great."Duh. Shakespeare's cool, man.”
“It was still only nine o'clock when I set off on the last leg of my journey, feeling old and dirty and incapable. You probably know the feeling if you are over eighteen. ”