“Given the right set of circumstances, people could be happy everywhere and all the time. And these people actually do exist. In beer commercials.”

“Does God love me? Yes, absolutely. But he doesn't exist for me.”

“The carpet was so thick I could have made carpet angels.”

“Hypocrisy is saying we believe something, then living as if we didn’t. Hypocrisy is preaching and not practicing. It says do as I say not as I do. It’s insincerity wearing a mask of sincerity.”

“Endure because when you gaze upon Jesus’ soul-ravishing beauty you will say it was worth it. You’ll say I would have endured a thousand lifetimes of suffering for this kind of joy and glory.”

“When someone says "just saying" what they really mean is, "You would be a colossal idiot to not take my advice." (on Facebook)”

“We always have reason to rejoice and never have reason to complain.”