“All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
“ One of the most extraordinary things about about dogs is their total lack of self-consciousness. A dog never questions its own beauty, its own worth. A dog just accepts itself and lives for the moment.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“Sorry about your sausage dog.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”