“Baby carrots are making me gay.”
“No baby, I’m not gay.”
“The way to be gay is to make other people gay," Miss Lonelyhearts said. "Sleep with me and I'll be one gay dog.”
“Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.”
“Believe me, Being gay is not a choice. Noone would choose to make life harder than it has to be.”
“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like retarded people getting together to give each other PhDs. It doesn't make them smarter, and it doesn't make us married.”