“Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.”
“It's time for Americans to vote "Patriotic" ~ Smart really isn't working for us.”
“Vote? What's so fun about voting? You should never vote, everyone knows that. If you vote and your guy wins you can't later complain because you helped put him there. That's why I never vote, so I can later complain.”
“I can't wait until tomorrow 'cause I get better looking every day.”
“Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship.”
“I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.”