“Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”
“Those questions you have? Whether he's the one, whether you feel about him the way you should, or whether the relationship is going okay? When you're not sure whether you're in love with someone or not, the answer is not.”
“If you're a writer, the answer to everything is yes.”
“If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is YES, we are racing.”
“I like you but you mightn't feel the same way about me, and I wouldn't blame you. To save us both from any awkward moments I've figured out an easy way to do this. Nod if you're even slightly interested in getting to know me. Write a ten page explanation if you're not.”
“A cult!' Elizabeth gasped. 'Here? In Sweet Valley? But that’s impossible!”