“I am no fan of books.”

“I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.”

“I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”

“Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!”

“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”

“The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.”

“You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?”