“I like the fact of John McCain's head being severed. Like that it will fit so much more nicely up George Bush's butt!”

“And I think more of a concern has been not within the campaign, the mistakes that were made, not being able to react to the circumstances that those mistakes created in a real positive and professional and helpful way for John McCain.”

“While Obama merely bowed clumsily in the direction of Idiot America, John McCain set up housekeeping there.”

“In fact, being a unique individual is as much of a farce as trying to be like everyone else. Maybe more.”

“My mother denied later that they treated me like this. She has a very convenient way of forgetting and rearranging the past to fit whatever view she currently wishes to promote, much like the history changers in George Orwell's 1984. She now knows very little about me, but makes up stories so as to seem closer to me than she truly is. It gains her more attention.”

“I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004”