“I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.”

“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.”

“I love making observations. That one is a classic example.”

“I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”

“If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”

“Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.”

“I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.”