“I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”

“I am no fan of books.”

“I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.”

“I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.”

“NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ”

“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”

“I like the fact of John McCain's head being severed. Like that it will fit so much more nicely up George Bush's butt!”