“If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”
“If I had a nickel for every dime I lost I’d be twice as broke.”
“If I only had a nickel; I'd spend it on a dime.”
“I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.”
“M: ... but everytime I start in everytime I everytime you see I would have to tell the whole story all over again or else lie so I lie I just lie who are they who are the storytellers who can put an end to stories”
“Everything in the world had already been discovered. I'd been born in the wrong century, and I felt cheated.”