“If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.”
“Why the hell do women always have to bring back up? It's not as if I'm going to molest her at the opera.”
“There are winnings in bringing home the bacon that is a great manifestation of superiority in its entirety.”
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
“Why is it women have to bring all this angst into sex? We should be more like men. In. Out. Over. Next.”
“Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses.”