“It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.”

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.”

“I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”

“I like the fact of John McCain's head being severed. Like that it will fit so much more nicely up George Bush's butt!”

“Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!”

“My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.”

“Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.”