“Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.”

“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”

“I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”

“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.”

“There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”

“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.”

“I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave.”