“Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even, than homosexuals. It makes sense at least we trust the homosexuals with our hair.”
“from opinion surveys that journalists are less trusted and less esteemed than used to be the case.”
“No one can be trusted who isn't thrilled with himself at least now and then.”
“What, I should only trust good people? Man, good people get bought and sold every day. Might as well trust somebody evil once in a while, it makes no more or less sense.”
“In America they say "In God We Trust", but making marijuana illegal is like saying God made a mistake.”
“Men trust their ears less than their eyes.”