“Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.”
“Now, because we have spent so many years convincing the younger people that we are helpless, they believe that we are no longer of use to this world.”
“Ten years ago, we would have been writing perfect stories, but people's attention spans have become more limited in these, the last days of literacy.”
“We tend to get a little information before we off people. It’s not a play by ear sort of deal.”
“My attention span is about this big.”
“Back before the internet we had a name for people who bought a single copy of our books and lent them to all their friends without charging: we called them "librarians".”