“Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.”

“Life is 10 percent what you make itand 90 percent how you take it.”

“...human beings are 90 percent chimp and 10 percent bee.”

“Life is 10 percent circumstance and 90 percent how we deal with it.”

“Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your statethat makes people want to flee the Earth?"- Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones,"The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005”

“90 percent of all Gillette shavers are bought by women for the men in their lives”

“90 percent perfect and shared with the world always changes more lives than 100 percent perfect and stuck in your head.”