“Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!”

“I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.”

“You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?”

“I am no fan of books.”

“The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.”

“The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.”

“Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.”