“A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free.”
“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.”
“The free-lance writer is one who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.”
“Your home should be your sanctuary – if it’s not, it needs some rehab.”
“Why should some foul word-slinging curb my ambitions?”
“The word 'free-lance', I used to think, had a romantic ring; but sadly discovered, when I tried to be one, that its practice has little freedom, and the lance is a sorry weapon to tilt at literary windmills.”