“I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.”
“You don't confront people about things that are out of your control. You bury it inside and you move the fuck on. That's how you deal with shit. It makes you stronger. That's why I'm not weak like my mother. Laura."What?"We're all fucking weak.”
“But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness”
“That's the strange thing about love. One minute you can have your tongue up someone's arse, and the next you can't even communicate.”
“You grabbed my arse.''You broke my nose.”
“That is a zombie..... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.”