“Money is to Everything as an Aeroplane is to Australia. The aeroplane isn't Australia, but it remains the only practical way we know of reaching it. So perhaps, metonymically, the aeroplane is Australia after all.”
“I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.”
“How sad that we can now go up in aeroplanes and see that there are no gods upon the clouds.”
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.”
“It has been a marvellous age of invention: radio, aeroplane, electric light, the telephone, and fellatio.”
“I think I'll move to Australia.”