“It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.”
“Evolution isn't 'survival of the fittest,' for Christ's sake. In the long run, linearly, it's survival of the most prolific.”
“The fittest of the fittest shall survive !”
“See, they say it’s ‘survival of the fittest’, but you and I really know that it’s ‘survival of the most heavily armed”
“There's no such things as survival of the fittest. Survival of the most adequate, maybe. It doesn't matter whether a solution's optimal. All that matters is whether it beats the alternative.”
“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.”