“Any fool who can pucker is apt to whistle past the graveyard.”

“The more you read, the less apt you are to make a fool of yourself with your pen or word processor.”

“I shrugged. 'Any fool can peel the Apple,' I said. 'It takes a real man to eat the core.”

“Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.”

“...in this world He's apt to repay service with pain while those who do evil ride over the roads in Cadillac cars.”

“and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.”

“They say that loving eyes can never see, but that's a fool's axiom. Sometimes, they see too much”