“Beans, beans, the musical fruit,The more you eat, the more you toot.”
“Suresy, are we? Mmm! Beans, beans, the musical fruit!” Peeves dismissed James and swooped back up to the rafters again. “The more I plant, the more to toot!”
“Vanilla and vanilla bean are two different flavors, and vanilla bean is a much more intense experience”
“Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know.”
“Life is nothin but poop, so eat lots of beans.... And prunes”
“The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.”