“Clay said, "If they have flashlights like us, we can almost assume-""We can't assume anything," [Alice] said restlessly, querulously. "My father says assume makes an ass out of you and me. Get it, u and-""I get it," Clay said.”
“Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.”
“when you assume you make an ass out of u and me !”
“But if there's one thing I've learned in life it's this: assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me”
“We had the whole 'when you assume you make an ass out of you and me' speech in school.”
“When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.”