“Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful. It's soooo dark.”
“Damn chicken. Come eat your dinner. I'm cold.”
“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!”
“I don't eat chicken abortions!”
“Chicken is good and never stop eating you will look like me and you will have hair like me and sing like me and be 500 pounds!!!!”
“Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.”