“Dad-a-jum, dad-a-jiggers, goddam lobsters bit off your fingers," King said, and actually laughed.”

“I'm not laughing at you guys," King said. "It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.”

“Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?”

“It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.”

“Your man Jesus seems to me a bit of a son of a bitch when it comes to women,´Roland said. ´Was He ever married?´The corners of Callahan's mouth quirked. ´No´ he said, ´but His girlfriend was a whore.´´Well,´ Roland said, ´that's a start.´”

“I've said it before, and I'll say it again. When you find something at which you have talent, you do that thing (what ever it is) until your fingers bleed or your eyes pop out of your head.”

“They're animals, all right. But why are you so goddam sure that makes us human beings?”