“Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.”

“Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just the thing." His smile was slow in coming. "I had not thought of that. As a rule Carpathians do not need such things.”

“The truth most families eventually discover is that no one can cure another person's addiction. Omly addicts can do that for themselves.”

“I've diagnosed myself and discovered I have a limited 'life span' you can do this to. Then live life to its fullest in everything you do!”

“You never know what's going to happen. You have to have faith. All the heartache I've felt is worth it. I've met Roger and I'm willing to risk the heartache because, not only do I think he's worth it, but I'm worth it.”

“Revolutionary ideas may be wonderful, but revolutions are nasty. You can't cure a headache by cutting off the patients head.”