“everyone is dead and this is hell.”

“Dead was the gift that kept on giving. Dead, likediamonds, was forever.”

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”

“There's a Reason Cell Rhymes with Hell”

“Take the dead from the dead, the old proverb said; only a corpse may speak true prophecy.”

“Almost everyone can remember losing his or her virginity, and most writers can remember the first book he/she put down thinking: I can do better than this. Hell, I am doing better than this! What could be more encouraging to the struggling writer than to realize his/her work is unquestionably better than that of someone who actually got paid for his/her stuff?”

“Sometimes dead is better”