“Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?”
“You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund”
“Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman—he checked out her boobs.”
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
“I want to plant a little garden with you now take care of a piece of the earth somehow and tend it when we're old and gray and try to straighten up and say, well, I'm so glad to see you today hey baby hey baby hey baby hey ”
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.”