“I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.”
“Only death will take me away from you, vampire girl," he whispered. "And even then, I'll watch over you from wherever I end up.”
“As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. I watched in puddle in the dirt, the smell of it rising into the night. There was no difference between my piss and June's. That's what i thought when I looked at the dark circle on the ground. Piss is Piss.”
“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”
“I am Alice in Wonderland', Josie thought. 'Watch me fall.”