“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”
“Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again.”
“I guess even when you can see everything, some things will always be a surprise.”
“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses an eye. But then I guess it just makes the joke even funnier, because you never see it coming.”
“But the main reason you should read this is that I don't see why I should have to know all these terrible, terrible things and you should get off scot free.”
“It's so heartbreaking, violence, when it's in a house-like seeing the clothes in a tree after an explosion. You may be prepared to see death but not the clothes in the tree.”