“I shrugged. 'Any fool can peel the Apple,' I said. 'It takes a real man to eat the core.”
“Any fool can be happy. It takes a man with real heart to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep.”
“An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?”
“Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.”
“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the wise man choose? The answer is: I’ll take the one you didn’t choose. You see, you are the fool here, because I poisoned the first apple!”
“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me”