“It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs" - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets)”
“It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?”
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. ”
“The world's full of men like him. They just have different names, different reasons to hurt folks.”
“Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.”
“Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?'No,' I said.People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord Fauntleroys or cowboys, clowns, ballerinas. As if it's not enough just to be a dog or cat or turtle.”