“Nobody likes a clown at midnight”
“When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.”
“I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.”
“Don’t kiss in public, unless it’s midnight and you’re both wearing black so nobody can see you’re naked. ”
“Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.”
“Be like Allan Pearl. Sit next to the class clown and study him. Then grow up, take everything you learned, and get paid to be a real-life clown, unlike whatever unexciting thing the actual high school class clown is doing now.”