“Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.”
“He looked like a Yanni fan at an Iron Maiden Concert.”
“If there was no Cosmic Ordering then it would have been necessary to invent it.”
“I never met anyone who gets up out of their bed after a night on the town and says, 'Oh I wish I'd had another drink last night. That would have been a great idea”
“Spokespeople sell women the Iron Maiden and name her "Health": if public discourse were really concerned with women's health, it would turn angrily upon this aspect of the beauty myth.”
“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”