“One of life's great truths is this: when one is about to be struck by a speeding six-hundred pound Coke machine, one need worry about little else.”
“A hundred pounds! He couldn't remember ever having seen a hundred pounds, all at one time. He found himself envying his father, who had nothing to worry about except the future of mankind.”
“When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed.”
“Our lives are specks of dust wasted in worry. Only one six billionth of it is about you.”
“If you worry about every little thing you're going to have one thoroughly miserable life.”
“If everybody spent enough time worrying about their own goddamn selves, no one would have to worry about anyone else.”