“Sorry is the KoolAid of human emotions.”

“But sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. [...] True sorrow is as rare as true love.”

“Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you're bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love.”

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture!”

“I can't lie and say there are no bad writers. Sorry, but there are lots of bad writers.”

“Anger is the most useless emotion," Henchick intoned, "destructive to the mind and hurtful to the heart.”

“She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.”