“The intersection of Green and Stupid is undoubtedly an American destination, but its sad. Sad.”
“It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park.”
“My Dad was sad that he saw us working so hard on something that was destined to fail.”
“The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad...”
“Sadly, American teenagers are to a weightless vacuum as seat cushions are to polyurethane foam -”
“I can see that the sadness has returned. And it's not a beautiful sadness- beautiful sadness is a myth. Sadness turns our features to clay, not porcelain.”