“The woman who preaches has poison religion. Let the respectable ones go”

“She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash.”

“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.”

“It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.”

“Give a man or woman back his self-respect, and in most cases-not all, but most-you also give back that person's ability to think with at least some clarity.”

“The only religions I don't like are the ones that insist their God is bigger than your God.”

“A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman.”